mojgon:

I wanted to draw Zelda and Link as high school kids, but halfway through I couldn’t help making them into hipsters lol.

mojgon:

I wanted to draw Zelda and Link as high school kids, but halfway through I couldn’t help making them into hipsters lol.

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kaylizle:

whitmerule:

terminalverbosity:

saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

THIS WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY.

#for reasons i cannot explain i think shakespeare would find this hilarious?

Shakespeare and at least half his troop…

If Chaucer wrote Romeo and Juliet

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nuodai:

The Blood of a Poet (dir. Jean Cocteau, 1930)

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risaisafox:

meillkey:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

George Chamoun’s Iconatomy photo series reveals what we’ve all thought for a while: all actors look the kinda same. This Lebanese artist is now based in Sweden and craftily merged stars from old Hollywood with today’s current celebrities to give us a very odd but very familiar set of faces, such as Natalie Portman merged […]

I likethis a lot

theees is coool

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。◕‿◕。

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loveforluna:

nostopdasgay:

thelizangel:

I ship it

Jon: i hope Colbert senpai will notice me.

image

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thunderswarehouse:

leotheleprachaun:

makingfunofthestarks:

On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?

Dale Gribble

image

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digbicks:

Photoperformances: Landscapes, Cecilia Paredes

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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mod-sukzurnotme:

ninjagurlftw:

just some of my favorite SNK gifs. I was in an extra super intense mood so I just had to do this

I can’t not reblog this XD

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green-eyed-chinchila:

oodmoodfood:

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time

this is slightly akward because in Germany we literally say Handgelenk (hand ankle) and Schneckenhaus (snail house) D:

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